20 9 / 2014

(Source: flynnriders, via bvckycest)

20 9 / 2014

(Source: stevensbarnes, via bvckycest)

20 9 / 2014

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

(Source: wanksclub, via worsting)

20 9 / 2014

humorbaby:

so powerful 

humorbaby:

so powerful 

(via tipslip)

20 9 / 2014

ka-lei-doscope:

thesilentkilleriswatchingyou:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

god

remove cattle from stage

ka-lei-doscope:

thesilentkilleriswatchingyou:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

god

remove cattle from stage

(Source: someone-inconspicuous, via siisuk)

20 9 / 2014

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via guy)

20 9 / 2014

railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

(via ponnor-kenwei)

20 9 / 2014

aparticularlygoodfinder:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

#i wish i could have enjoyed the film more because there was SO MUCH GOOD STUFF…. #but yeah when you give a better storyline to a raccoon and a tree than your token female character it just… yeah

(via ehponine)

20 9 / 2014

vescco:

Neon Lamborghini Gallardo || Source || Vescco

(via thepacificrimjob)

20 9 / 2014

20 9 / 2014

thankscomics:

Time for some classic Deadpool with a Spidey-Deadpool team up.

Scans from Deadpool volume 3, issue 10

(via virtualbutts)

20 9 / 2014

unamusedsloth:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview

(via littlesoldierbucky)

19 9 / 2014

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

(via krisjenwhore)